Cheesy Movie Lines

 I watched Once upon a time in Mexico last night. I was disappointed with the movie. Certainly it is nowhere near as good as Desperado. It is actually kind of incoherent in places. Still it's pretty and has impressive fight sequences. I actually enjoyed some of the special features more than the movie I think. The ten-minute film school and cooking school featurettes and a lecture from Robert Rodriguez about making a film using High Definition Digital cameras. It is interesting the effect it has on the creative process of film-making. I would recommend renting the DVD to anyone who is interested in such things for these special features.

The film itself actually has one of the cheesier lines I have heard for a while.

"Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?"

I felt compelled to start a list of some of the cheesiest lines in the world of cinema. Please add your contributions to my list so far.

Other Random Cheesy Movie Lines

Mr Freeze (Arnie in the infamous Batman and Robin):
My name is Freeze; learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.

Skeltor (Masters of the Universe) Skeletor:
Tell me about the loneliness of Good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of Evil?

Anakin (Attack of the Clones):
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.