Ahoy there! Weekend Ho!

 It is finally, to my utmost relief, the weekend.

The week itself seemed quite long and Friday was a hellish day of exhausting nastiness from students. It seems the monkeys, er students, have learnt how to remove panes of glass from the windows. I don't know why they do this because the panes are too big to run off with or hide inside their bags. Actually what they would do with a pane of glass is a little beyond me. Perhaps they have entrepreneurial desires to sell large panes of glass behind the B block toilets at lunch. Still until they come up with a sneaky means of transporting the panes of glass they have to content themselves with hiding it inside or outside of the classroom. Seems a bit pointless really.
One student was 'snapped by the cops' yesterday. Not in my classroom but in the one next to mine. A friendly neighbourhood police officer brought in a sniffer dog and found some drugs. Such naughtiness. It seems it was not enough for dealing so the student shall probably not get into too much trouble despite being moronic enough to bring drugs to school*. It created quite a stir of gossip amongst the students. Apparently the police officer stayed behind to answer any students questions, the most popular one being, "what kind of drugs can't the dogs smell?". Oh dear.

During the afternoon I did hear some interesting misinformation being spread between students such as "dogs can't smell marijuana if you hide it in pate sandwiches".

Interesting. I would have thought that the idea of pate-flavoured dope would unappealing but perhaps it could take off and become the new space-brownie.

* Apparently the dog took quite a bit of time as many students bags smelt "interesting". Probably more than just vegemite sandwiches in their bags, methinks.