Friday, April 30, 2004

The Importance of being Amish

 Just when you thought reality TV had run out of crass ideas...


It seems that there are plans for an Amish reality TV series - Amish in the City. The focus would be following several Amish 16 year olds during their "rumspringa" - a period where young Amish folk get to venture out and experiment with the hedonistic pleasures available to modern teenagers such as driving cars, drinking alcohol and even using drugs. Apparently most then return to the Amish fold.

There was a 2002 documentary titled "Devil's Playground" on the Amish practice of rumspringa but obviously this did not tap deeply enough into the commercial potential of Amish teenagers.

UPN is currently looking to cast 5 Amish teens to star in the upcoming series.

Smart Bunny

 I found a website that has all the Kilgore Trout story synopsises from various Kurt Vonnegut novels. For those readers who are not familiar with the works of Kurt Vonnegut, Kilgore Trout is a recurring character. Trout is a science fiction writer and many of his short stories, which are largely unread works published in pornographic magazines, are described in Vonnegut’s novels.


For some reason, The Smart Bunny story has crawled its way into my memory and stayed with me more than many of the others. I guess I has always had a strong sense of association between rabbits and depressing truths about life since watching the animated Watership Down movie as a child. The brief description of the smart bunny is for me as poignant description of the futility of isolated and disregarded intellect as George Elliot’s Mill on the Floss and Thomas Hardy’s Jude the Obscure.

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Happy Thoughts

 I recently saw my friend's new puppy. It was full of wriggly puppy cuteness. Aw.


The local Indian takeaway makes a nice Chicken Madras. Yum.

Weekend now! Yay!

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

End of Week

 It is with some sense of disbelief as well as relief that I realise it is, finally, Friday night. It has been something of a long and harrowing week. There seems to be a lot of violence and nastiness out there - in the international and local media, in people in general and especially in the school environment.


I had the misfortune to be on field duty this lunchtime when a vicious assault on a student took place. Another teacher, who was fortunately braver than me, physically broke up the fight but I had to help keep them separated and drag them over to senior management. Intimidating stuff for me (and led to much paperwork - grumble). It was scary for several reasons. Firstly, the attacking student was considerably bigger than me. She had the dimensions and demeanour of your average cave troll. Also the sheer intensity of enraged people and lack of reason from some people is terrifying.

However, what really disturbed me was a swarm of excited students who showed up to applaud the fight. The student who was attacked was pushed to the ground, nearly broke/twisted her ankle and the attacking student was going for her throat as she was pulled off. I have seldom felt more disgusted than when I saw and heard the smiles, jeers and laughing from the spectators as one of their peers was bullied and assaulted.

The only thing that angers me more than violence is the kind of mentality that thinks it is amusing to watch and mock a human being as they are being hurt/tortured/humilated. The mentality similar to those of American soldiers who tortured and abused the Abu Ghraib prisoners and thought it was quite the "kodak moment". What kind of depraved person do you have to be to grin and pose for a photo with the people you are victimising and degrading? What was their plan for the photos? Send them back to their friends and family back home?

Depressing. I feel the need for chocolate, comedy, some kind of pick-up-me diversion from the grey sludge of nasty.

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Mundane Mondays

 Blargh. Mondays are not fun, especially when they are the first day back after a nice, relaxing holidays. In fact, there ought to be some sort of law against Mondays as a violation of human rights or some such. Mondays are now even encroaching on my weekend enjoyment. I had the worst night's sleep in ages last night. I woke up every couple of hours half-way through some weird*/disturbing** dreams with the cat and/or sheets tangled around my limbs/throat. Not good.


Best not to dwell on such miserable thoughts. Home-time is free-time which means I had better go and snuffle out some sort of rejuvenating substance (chocolate) and non-caffeinated beverage. Yes, that is correct. Do not adjust your monitors. No caffeine for me this evening. I shall sleep the long, peaceful slumber of fluffy puppies.

* weird= strange grey-haried man with a lab coat monitoring me with great menace and clipboard. Freaky amount of facial hair on cheeks, forehead and nose - he had no part of his face showing except his eyes and eyelids. Creepy much.
** disturbing = work-related. Arrrgggghhh! They have infected my subconscious.

Saturday, April 24, 2004

Fun Poetry

 I'm about to start a poetry unit this week with my Year 10 class and wanted to find some fun Readers' Theatre poems. (Readers' Theatre is a group recital of a poem with some performance techniques.)


My favourite poems for this kind of activity are Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes. Doug Macleod's Sister Madge's Book of Nuns is also a great deal of fun.

Alas, I cannot find my copy of Revolting Rhymes at the moment (woe is me!). As such, I decided to google to try to find some of Dahl's poems to use and I was fortunate enough not only to find some of the great Revolting Rhyme and Dirty Beasts poems, but also stumbled across another great humourous poet, Guy Wetmore Carryl. Carryl has written some lovely revisitionist poems of fairy tales and fables. My favourite thus far is: The Embarrassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet. I adore the polite and apologetic spider! The last stanza is particularly clever I think:

And the Moral is this: Be it madam or miss
To whom you have something to say,
You are only absurd when you get in the curd
But you're rude when you get in the whey.



Puns. How I love them!

Another great poem of Carryl's is: The Sycophantic Fox and the Gullible Raven

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Inaugural Post

 Welcome to this the first post of many(?) on my blog. To kick things off I would like to begin with a haiku.


Sundays are fundays
holidays are better yet
but Monday follows.


Shudder. Scary twist in the end. Such is the danger of haiku, 12 syllables of chirpiness and you think you are safe, but no! Dark horrors can lurk in the last line...

Fear not, gentle reader, the malignant menace of ensuing work and toil shall not be allowed to creep into all of my compositions.